NEAL LANCASTER: My caddie this week couldn't make it. His car broke down. He was coming over the mountains in Pennsylvania, his car broke down. I got my old caddie who is from up here, Kenny Doig. He's caddying for me this week. He called me. I said, "Yeah, I need somebody."
Between me and him, neither one of us can get a word in. We're talking every minute out there. We're just trying to have fun. No matter what we shoot, we're just trying to enjoy it, trying to be ourself.
What happens to me a lot of times, when I get to playing poorly, I don't even act like the person that I am. I just kind of get real quiet, get off to myself, get to trying too hard. We're just trying to take it and play it as game of golf. What happens happens. We know we're not going to hit every shot perfect. We're going to make some mistakes. Hopefully we'll recover from it.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: He actually didn't talk to 50 yards on No. 10 today. I thought he got sick. I thought he might have went down with a heart attack or something. For 50 yards, I turned around, I said, "You all right?" He said, "Yeah."
Every shot, he's analyzing it. If it's good, bad. On the 12th hole, I hit a 3-iron today, great shot, 20 feet from the hole. Take it there every day where I hit it. He said, "That would have been nice if you hit a little fade." I'm like, "Just carry the bag."
Q. Did you get your back worked on? If so, what did they discover?
NEAL LANCASTER: Yeah, they fixed it actually last night when I finished here. I just went over. I was bound up a little bit. What happens, I've been trying to change my swing. I get real fast with my hips. I spun my hips too fast. Thrown my hip out of place. I just went in and Tom, the chiropractor with the TOUR, he whacked it back in. They did a little muscle therapy on it.
It was sore last night, but it was fine this morning.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: Probably some of the reasons I haven't played well is because when I take it too serious, I don't play well. The way I'm trying to look at the game. You know, this is I think my 13th year. I feel fortunate to be out here 13 years. It could be a lot worse.
Thank God I'm not in an office every day. I get to play golf for a living. I just do the best I can and go out there and hit it and add it up.
One thing about this game, if you play it long enough, you're going to see more disappointment than you're going to see success, unless you're Tiger Woods. I have seen a lot of disappointment, so can I pretty much handle anything that happens.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: Probably selling cars with my dad. He's been in the car business for 44 years. But I always told my mom when I was young that I wanted to be a garbage man. They used to come by the house on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I thought that was the only day they worked (laughter).
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: It's their golf tournament. I guess they can do what they want to do. They've been doing what they want to do for however many years they've done it. I have no issues. I don't even get to play in the golf tournament.
I'd love to see them change their criteria for having a golf tournament. They only play 90 players. If you ask me, it's probably the easiest major to win. I think Tiger will probably win 20 of those. When you have a 90-person field, I'd like to play in one of those every week. You're cutting 20 guys on the weekend. Not a lot of pressure there.
But, you know, it's their tournament. They can do what they want. In my opinion, I just really don't even know why anybody -- you know, it's their course, they can do what they want. Like they said, "If you don't like it, don't play."
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: '95 or '96, I can't remember. I enjoyed it. Augusta wasn't really what I thought it was going to be. They needed to add some length. I thought it was very short when I played there. The greens aren't actually that fast, I didn't think. It was so much undulation is what the problem was.
Now the golf clubs and the balls are outdating the golf courses. Like I said, it's their tournament, they can do what they want, I guess. If we couldn't have controversy, we probably wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Q. Do you still live in North Carolina?
NEAL LANCASTER: Yeah, I live just outside of Raleigh-Durham in a town of about 8,000, Smith Hill, North Carolina.
Q. How do you keep up with your racing?
NEAL LANCASTER: Well, the last six weeks I've had every weekend off. I've been keeping up with it pretty good. It's not hard. I get to watch a lot of it. I like to watch the night races. The guy who represents me, he represents a lot of the race car drivers. I get to go to some races, see them.
I'm really not even interested now that Dale Earnhardt has passed away. He was like what everybody wanted to see because he was the guy you knew was going to rough you up. You knew he was going to be there at the end.
The most astounding thing I ever heard was he was in 18th place with one lap to go at Daytona and won the race.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: Yeah, always. Always enjoyed cars. I like to live in the fast lane, at least I used to. I turn 40 next week. I'm slowing down. I feel 60. I'm trying to slow down. I can't party like I used to.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: Do we have a Dale Earnhardt on TOUR?
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: Yeah, actually I played with Paul Stankowski the first two days. He plays with reckless abandon. He aims at everything. I think he wedge to 16, par 5, made par, then birdied 17 and 18. He just aims it and hits it hard. He plays kind of like that. I think he probably made 13, 14 birdies in two days and shot 5-under.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: I'm always talking or something. If why feel good over the ball, I'll be talking to myself sometimes. I prefer actually if we're going to have a little noise, let's just have a lot of noise. Let's all sit there and talk. I'll hit while we're talking, that's no problem. It's the guy that's rattling the bag of potato chips that gets you. Just walk up there and tell me you're going to rattle, don't stand over there and try to get one out. That's the one that gets you.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: All kinds of things. I might go from positive to negative in two sentences. I'm terrible. I'll say that a few times. I had a couple shots yesterday, I was over -- I didn't feel good. I was going (moaning). I'd hit them, the guys I was playing with started laughing.
Q. How do you spell that?
NEAL LANCASTER: I don't know how to spell that (laughter).
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: I try not to. When it gets to going bad, I'm sure we all as players say something we don't want to say. That's one thing about playing here in Canada. Over at the British Open, I can say just about everything, these people won't understand me. Being from the South, I have that quick southern drawl, I guess.
Q. (Inaudible)?
NEAL LANCASTER: No, they didn't know. The greatest thing about over there is when I got done after Friday, I went down to the (inaudible) tent, had a few beers with a bunch of people over there. I talked to them 30 minutes, they talked to me, and nobody understood a word. It was great. We were sober at the time.
MODERATOR: Enjoy sleeping in tomorrow. Good luck this weekend.
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